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Sep
19

Last Week’s Tweets

I feel very honoured to appear TWICE in @sisterspooky‘s top 10 BIRBOAB thingy list! http://t.co/M3mEpPM # I’m doing a signing @ Warrington Waterstones on Sat (11 – 3pm). It’d be really cool if every single person ever could come @WaterstonesWire # “@welovethisbook: Best or worst book title ever? David Prowse’s autobiography… ‘Straight from the Force’s … Continue reading »

Aug
29

Last Week’s Tweets

We are at the brink of war. Find out why on the blog http://t.co/dZi2rGY Glad no one came knocking on the door this evening (I’ve been wearing pants on my head without realising!) They’ve been warning rain for 3 days & all I’ve had is sunshine. Have a horrible feeling that today they may be … Continue reading »

Aug
01

Last Week’s Tweets

Sunshine! Two days in a row! (feeling very grateful to not be doing 14hr shifts in a windowless kitchen anymore) # Read @sisterspooky‘s embarrassing story and see if you can spot any other fellow tweeters in my 2-parts Confessions blog http://t.co/rEtpjGx # The shorts are out again! (as are my lady ankles). Looking forward to … Continue reading »

Jul
25

Last Week’s Tweets

This was a toilet I did a wee wee in. I took a photo of it because it was gross. Limescale? Cement? Something wrong? http://t.co/9mJ2pK9 # Why can’t it be like this every day?! #notascroteinsight http://t.co/ivPGKQU # I Swore at Small Children http://t.co/L58OPg6 (WARNING – contains swear words. Please do not read if you are … Continue reading »

Jul
18

Last Week’s Tweets

We’re all going to the zoo tomorrow, the zoo tomorrow, the zoo tomorrow (getting excited about @cupcakes4clara ‘s birthday outing tomorrow!) # I just got told off by @cupcakes4clara for not joining in #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants and saying ‘Free Willy In My Pants’ #funnywife # Am I too late with this? Because ‘One If Our Dinosaurs Is … Continue reading »

Jul
11

Last Week’s Tweets

Bee Movie – officially too implausible for my 2y.o. “bees don’t drive busses, or wear shoes, or talk, stand up…” Boring sensible child! # The weather seems to be confusing my children (woke up to requests for The Grinch and The Snowman stories)! # Was writing 1000 words per hour on Monday. Why can’t EVERY … Continue reading »

May
25

And The Winner Is…

The Big Blog Giveaway has now closed and a winner has been randomly selected. Thank you to everyone who entered! If it is not your name written below I am sorry (I secretly hoped it would be you!) but do not despair because there is still ONE more week of giveaways to celebrate the last … Continue reading »

May
16

Last Week’s Tweets

I’m looking for a really awesome audiobook to listen to whilst jogging. Any recommendations? (does not need to be jogging related!) # If only Morgan Freeman did audiobooks! # Round-up of last weeks tweets over at the blog http://www.tomclempson.com/?p=295 # “He has the personality of a ball of snot, the sense of humour of a … Continue reading »

May
11

Signed Book Giveaway

I have to start this post by saying a massive ‘Thank You!’ to all the lovely people who have very generously given in response to my last post (How to be a Genuine Superhero). It is only fair that I now give something back (although not quite so super-heroicly). I have, just minutes ago, given … Continue reading »

Apr
18

Last Week’s Tweets

New blog post, plus a round up of last weeks tweets over at the blog http://t.co/L58OPg6 # Sat: mr sunshine comes 2 play. Woohoo! Sun: mr sunshine comes 2 play. Woohoo! Mon: go to theme park. Mr piss-it-down comes 2 play. Boohoo! # Getting excited about ideas for new books! Now, if only I had … Continue reading »

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