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Mar
09

#JackSamsoniteQuote #osmuw

“Was my man to leave? In the heat of battle? No, he did not leave. He fought with bravery and gallant-ly… ness.” From ‘One Seriously Messed-Up Week-End…’ available now in all good bookshops (and some crap ones too) and also in e-book-selling places.

Mar
08

#JackSamsoniteQuote #osmuw

“Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. CRAAAAAAP!” From ‘One Seriously Messed-Up Week-End…’ OUT NOW (how could you possibly resist???)

Mar
07

#JackSamsoniteQuote #osmuw

“Just when I thought I was ready to back away from the whole situation, an entire bare bottom revealed itself from behind the wall.” From ‘One Seriously Messed-Up Week-End…’ published TOMORROW!

Mar
07

#JackSamsoniteQuote #osmuw

“Jack Samsonite’s Personal Statement: Attempt No.19  My Name is Jack Samsonite. I sniff balls. Give me a scholarship.” From ‘One Seriously Messed-Up Week-End…’ published TODAY!

Mar
06

#JackSamsoniteQuote #osmuw

“OK, so maybe I was slightly overreacting. Laughing with each other doesn’t necessarily ALWAYS signify a sexual relationship but, even so, it was pretty damn sick.” From ‘One Seriously Messed-Up Week-End…’ published on #WorldBookDay