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Mar
09

#JackSamsoniteQuote #osmuw

“Was my man to leave? In the heat of battle? No, he did not leave. He fought with bravery and gallant-ly… ness.” From ‘One Seriously Messed-Up Week-End…’ available now in all good bookshops (and some crap ones too) and also in e-book-selling places.

Mar
08

#JackSamsoniteQuote #osmuw

“Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. CRAAAAAAP!” From ‘One Seriously Messed-Up Week-End…’ OUT NOW (how could you possibly resist???)

Mar
07

#JackSamsoniteQuote #osmuw

“Just when I thought I was ready to back away from the whole situation, an entire bare bottom revealed itself from behind the wall.” From ‘One Seriously Messed-Up Week-End…’ published TOMORROW!

Mar
07

#JackSamsoniteQuote #osmuw

“Jack Samsonite’s Personal Statement: Attempt No.19  My Name is Jack Samsonite. I sniff balls. Give me a scholarship.” From ‘One Seriously Messed-Up Week-End…’ published TODAY!

Mar
06

#JackSamsoniteQuote #osmuw

“OK, so maybe I was slightly overreacting. Laughing with each other doesn’t necessarily ALWAYS signify a sexual relationship but, even so, it was pretty damn sick.” From ‘One Seriously Messed-Up Week-End…’ published on #WorldBookDay

Mar
05

Jack Samsonite Interview #2

I was lucky enough to grab an interview with that Jack Samsonite kid, but I was so nervous at meeting a real life, barely-heard-of, gimpy little seventeen-year-old nobody celebrity that I couldn’t think of anything to say to him. Lucky for me you guys had already sent me some questions. Here it is… Me: We have … Continue reading »

Mar
04

#JackSamsoniteQuote #osmuw

Jack Samsonite’s Personal Statement: Attempt No.9 My name is Jack Samsonite. I am a socially inept, romantically dysfunctional, potty-mouthed tosser and COMPLETE FRICKIN IDIOT! I would greatly appreciate you considering me to be a part of your university. From ‘One Seriously Messed-Up Weekend…’ published on #WorldBookDay

Jul
03

My Week By Numbers

New Things I Tried This Week: 3 Having a child free house for a whole night! Theo went for his first ever sleepover (he’s nearly 2). I got NINE hours straight! Green Tea flavoured Kit Kat. The entire thing was green! Tasted mostly of just wafer though. Going for a walk with no idea of … Continue reading »

Jan
25

It’s Official

I mentioned in an earlier post that Jack Samsonite 2 is being published in 2013. This was actually really hard for me to do because it was never actually a signed and sealed deal! I don’t think it’s because I’m a pessimist but more because I’m naturally cautious (‘If it seems too good to be true, then it … Continue reading »

May
25

And The Winner Is…

The Big Blog Giveaway has now closed and a winner has been randomly selected. Thank you to everyone who entered! If it is not your name written below I am sorry (I secretly hoped it would be you!) but do not despair because there is still ONE more week of giveaways to celebrate the last … Continue reading »

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