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Aug
06

Last Week’s Tweets

Observation of the Day: That cat was actually a pigeon. # I'm thinking of applying for next Olympics gymnastics. Falling off the pommel horse is my signature move. I can do it non stop! #olymics2012 # I'm now officially the coolest guy in the coffee shop! (Just went to drink my iced americano without looking … Continue reading »

Aug
01

Observations of the Month

A collection of some of my earth-shattering observations from the past month… Small boys wrongly assume that getting told off is something that DECREASES with age. (Just saw an old man getting bollocked by his wife). Slobbing out in front of the TV seems that bit more lazy when you’re watching the planets fittest people competing … Continue reading »

Jul
30

Last Week’s Tweets

My 1st ever translation is published today! Click link to sample Jack Samsonite in German http://t.co/On8kXSxw # The wait is over! 1st word of German OSMUW has now been unleashed upon the world… Schwanzschmarzen Translate it here http://t.co/Sz4CwBc7 # "dick hurt Tail very bad pain. So right now I'm not really a tail- ache…" Jack … Continue reading »

Jul
23

Last Week’s Tweets

Yeah, turns out that, as exotic as it may sound, "writing outside in the rain" is actually kind if chilly. And wet. # Clearly they haven't been reading my Facebook page “@GuardianBooks: Poem of the week: Legacies by Peter Sirr http://t.co/XJaIGYHR” # #LessViolentFilms (medium to low) Heat # #LessViolentFilms Really, Really, Genuinely Lovely Goodfellas # … Continue reading »

Jul
16

Last Week’s Tweets

1,400 words in 3 hours! #amwriting # Merry Summer! The temperature in Manchester on this "beautiful" July day is the same as it was on Christmas Day. # I want 'in front' to be one word. Please. # Is it just me, or do women who wear tea cosies on their heads seem a little … Continue reading »

Jul
09

Last Week’s Tweets

I am attempting to write in the library instead of the coffee shop (it's cheaper and there's less caffeine involved. Smells a bit though!) # I finally left the library and gave in to the lure of the coffee shop (and got the whole place to myself!) http://t.co/vsjYwqmS # #writing Road rage, Hugh Laurie, pranks, … Continue reading »

Jul
02

Last Week’s Tweets

Anyone living with/knows someone with/or wants to know more about depression, I strongly recommend you follow @Lesism & read his blog # I'm confused about Humpty Dumpty # Genuinely confused! How would we know he was an egg if it wasn't for the illustrations? IS he an egg?! @mattlibrarian @PewterWolf13 # So, if Humpty wasn't … Continue reading »

Jun
25

Last Week’s Tweets

Had a dream that David Cameron, John Culshaw & @monstroso all bought a village hall & lived their dream – stand up comedy with jumble sales # Go and check out @sisterspooky ‘s blog featuring the lovely @Keris , cake, and my special face http://t.co/inJa30GK # PLEASE look at Vine’s art! “@theJeremyVine: My sketch of … Continue reading »

Jun
18

Last Week’s Tweets

Was it something I said? http://t.co/wok7iZws # Just realised @cupcakes4clara has interviewed @hoonbutton (Leigh Hodgkinson)! 'Dont Dip Your Chips In Your Drink Kate' is a personal fav. # Watching TV. @RickMoranis53 appears on screen. Theo (age 1) points at screen, smiles, then squeals "Mummy!" # Matilda with her proud new creation… Pez with humous! http://t.co/n1Ps4NJ8 … Continue reading »

Jun
11

Last Week’s Tweets

Amazing street party yesterday. Lasted 12 hours. Then slept for 11. Now having cake for breakfast. # I REFUSE to put the heating on in JUNE! http://t.co/yu08jBHY # Beginning to regret that 'cake for breakfast' idea (maybe 3 was a bit excessive) # Just discovered I was the filling in a @cat_clarke sandwich! Ooh la … Continue reading »

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