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Oct
15

Last Week’s Tweets

“@Coach_JC: Evil Prevails When Good People Do Nothing! What are YOU doing?” Built a trap last yr. Just been sat here waiting to catch evil. # I've been enjoying #manmadehome on Channel 4. @Kevin_McCloud is the @theJeremyVine of the design world. #

Oct
08

Last Week’s Tweets

Turning down tickets to Frankenweenie cast & crew screening because we can't afford the train to London. Boohoo! # I was genuinely too big for my boots this morning. So I cut my toenails and now they fit again. #DisgustingButTrue # Ooh, look, @cupcakes4clara is in Cross Stitcher magazine! It's true, she does sew angry. … Continue reading »

Oct
01

Last Week’s Tweets

I don't want to speak too soon but I think I just wrote a book in 4 days… (may retract that statement after read-through though) # Trying to convince my brain that he's not tired but he's not having any if it. Stupid brain. # I swear those "Automatic Doors", that actually only open if … Continue reading »

Sep
24

Last Week’s Tweets

Stupid Twitter! Not showing mentions, unfollowing people, making others (incl. @cupcakes4clara ) unfollow me… Sort it out twits! # I just tripped over a twig. A TWIG! # This is the most I've tweeted in months! My thumb is feeling fatigued. # It's a sad age we live in when the word "celebrity" makes you … Continue reading »

Sep
17

Last Week’s Tweets

Murray won!!! Wooohooooo! #USOpen # Looking back on my childhood I'm baffled as to why this husband & wife TV act ever used to freak the bejesus out of me http://t.co/uHbFcOmx # Anyone know a good way to remove 6 yrs if ground-in filth from a dense shag carpet? Shampoo, stiff bristle brush & stain … Continue reading »

Sep
10

Last Week’s Tweets

I judge the quality of my latest chapters by the amount of time I browse Twitter to escape it. Too much Twit = chapter of shit #writingtips # I try to only tweet when I've got something vaguely interesting to say. Which is why I didn't bother writing this. # Matilda (whilst I'm in shower) … Continue reading »

Sep
03

Last Week’s Tweets

How did we ever manage to find each other in supermarkets before the invention of the mobile phone? # There once was a man named Joe Tissit, He was kind of dull and average, Not too much to say about him really, He… http://t.co/Uzl6RhNu # A lion spotted in Essex?!! How did I not know … Continue reading »

Aug
27

Last Week’s Tweets

Don't get scared now. Here they come… Are you ready? Because the huge freakin', oversized spider season is upon us! Our house is overrun! # I don't know what's wrong with me. I counted today… I'm writing five books all at the same time! Literally…. http://t.co/1MgGK8iV # Goodbye Nina Bawden – my favourite childhood author … Continue reading »

Aug
20

Last Week’s Tweets

A poem I wrote ten years ago. One of the best things I've ever done. (Enjoy at its best by reading it very… http://t.co/AUixaIde # Last night I dreamt that I pooped in my pants. # It's raining in Hobbiton today http://t.co/pcdXrjH6 # I'm quite surprised by how so many people are obsessed with gaining … Continue reading »

Aug
13

Last Week’s Tweets

What's going in with the #olymics2012 ? I'm totally hooked on it and I HATE watching sport! # There was a man and a dog and a very long lead There was a path that was really quite wide There was a guy who… http://t.co/Snafpag5 # Dressage. Dressage??? DRESSAGE?????!!!!! We won a gold medal for … Continue reading »

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