“Was my man to leave? In the heat of battle? No, he did not leave. He fought with bravery and gallant-ly… ness.” From ‘One Seriously Messed-Up Week-End…’ available now in all good bookshops (and some crap ones too) and also in e-book-selling places.
Mar
08
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“Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. CRAAAAAAP!” From ‘One Seriously Messed-Up Week-End…’ OUT NOW (how could you possibly resist???)
Mar
07
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“Just when I thought I was ready to back away from the whole situation, an entire bare bottom revealed itself from behind the wall.” From ‘One Seriously Messed-Up Week-End…’ published TOMORROW!
Mar
07
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“Jack Samsonite’s Personal Statement: Attempt No.19 My Name is Jack Samsonite. I sniff balls. Give me a scholarship.” From ‘One Seriously Messed-Up Week-End…’ published TODAY!
Mar
06
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“OK, so maybe I was slightly overreacting. Laughing with each other doesn’t necessarily ALWAYS signify a sexual relationship but, even so, it was pretty damn sick.” From ‘One Seriously Messed-Up Week-End…’ published on #WorldBookDay
Mar
05
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There we stood. A team of film-makers. A team of rebels. The A-Team. Rocked, locked and ready to… no, that’s not right. From ‘One Seriously Messed-Up Weekend…’ published on #WorldBookDay
Mar
04
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Jack Samsonite’s Personal Statement: Attempt No.9 My name is Jack Samsonite. I am a socially inept, romantically dysfunctional, potty-mouthed tosser and COMPLETE FRICKIN IDIOT! I would greatly appreciate you considering me to be a part of your university. From ‘One Seriously Messed-Up Weekend…’ published on #WorldBookDay
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Published in January 2018
Published in March 2013
First published in June 2011
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