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How to Avoid Certain DeathHow to Avoid Certain Death

Published By: Scholastic

Publication Date: January 2018

ISBN: 978-1407172255

Format: Paperback

RRP: £6.99

Available From: Selected bookstores, plus a bunch of online retailers, such as…

Amazon.co.uk | BookDepository.co.uk | Blackwells.co.uk | Waterstones.com | WHSmith.co.uk | Foyles.co.uk

About the Book

Pirates, bathtubs, silly capers! You might die of laughter, but you definitely won’t die of boredom! Charlie and Sarah live in the middle of nowhere, in a dull old house with their dull old grandparents. YAWN! But one day, adventure comes knocking. The oldies have been captured by the scariest pirate of all time! Being kidnapped by Vladimir Death Pirate is easily the most exciting thing that’s ever happened to them. Now it’s up to Charlie and Sarah to launch an urgent rescue mission. It involves going to sea in a bathtub, facing hungry zombie bunnies and visiting a magical wish-granting island…

  • A rollicking pirate adventure full of twists and turns
  • Just right for fans of Lemony Snicket and Roald Dahl

One Seriously Messed-Up Week-End in the Otherwise Un-Messed-Up Life of Jack Samsonite

Published By: Atom Books

Publication Date: March 201

ISBN: 978-1907411694

Format: Paperback

RRP: £6.99

Available From: All good bookstores, a few rubbish ones too, plus a bunch of online retailers, such as…

Amazon.co.uk | BookDepository.co.uk | Play.com | Waterstones.com | WHSmith.co.uk | Foyles.co.uk

About the Book

The sequel to the pant-wettingly funny One Seriously Messed-Up Week. Jack Samsonite returns for more embarrassment and hilarity in this Adrian Mole for the 21st century

Jack Samsonite’s Foolish Plan for Being Amazing at Everything

(including getting a life, getting into Film School, and getting into a girl’s knickers)

1.Make an amazing(ly bad) short film about zombies . . . or maybe superheroes . . . or just three idiot friends. It has to be deep and meaningful and (most importantly) has to have a scene where I kiss a girl on the mouth.

2.Write the world’s best university application ever! (Or at least one that doesn’t make me seem like a nob).

3.Don’t get expelled trying to complete 1 & 2.

It can’t possibly fail . . . right?

One Seriously Messed Up Week... UK Paperback from Atom BooksOne Seriously Messed-Up Week in the Otherwise Mundane & Uneventful Life of Sam Taylor JACK SAMSONITE

Published By: Atom Books
Publication Date: June 2011
ISBN: 9781907410550
Format: Paperback
RRP: £6.99
Available From: All good bookstores, plus a bunch of online retailers, such as…

Amazon.co.uk | BookDepository.co.uk | Play.com | Waterstones.com | WHSmith.co.uk

About the Book:

Our hero?

Jack Samsonite

His mission?

1) pass his GCSEs
2) get the girl (to notice he exists)
3) survive the week without a serious face punching

Good thing he’s got a plan. Well, half a plan…