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Tom Clempson

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Name: Tom Clempson
Date registered: January 27, 2011
URL: http://www.tomclempson.com

Latest posts

  1. It’s All New to Me — February 6, 2018
  2. Should Writers Really Know How To Do Grammar and Spelling and Stuff? — November 13, 2014
  3. Clarity on Depression — August 20, 2014
  4. Robin Williams Did Not Die From Suicide — August 12, 2014
  5. The Mundane and Uneventful Life of Me — June 21, 2014

Most commented posts

  1. Robin Williams Did Not Die From Suicide — 79 comments
  2. The Final Chapter — 21 comments
  3. Here’s The Pitch — 13 comments
  4. The Genuine Secret to Success? — 12 comments
  5. Writing Stuff — 11 comments

Author's posts listings

Mar
07

#JackSamsoniteQuote #osmuw

“Just when I thought I was ready to back away from the whole situation, an entire bare bottom revealed itself from behind the wall.” From ‘One Seriously Messed-Up Week-End…’ published TOMORROW!

Mar
07

#JackSamsoniteQuote #osmuw

“Jack Samsonite’s Personal Statement: Attempt No.19  My Name is Jack Samsonite. I sniff balls. Give me a scholarship.” From ‘One Seriously Messed-Up Week-End…’ published TODAY!

Mar
07

BOOK BIRTHDAY!

It is finally here… One Seriously Messed-Up Week-End in the Otherwise Un-Messed-Up Life of Jack Samsonite is officially on the loose as of today! Sprint down to your local bookshop and grab a copy NOW! (Or sprint down to your local computer and order your copy online. OR even sprint down to your ebook reader … Continue reading »

Mar
06

#JackSamsoniteQuote #osmuw

“OK, so maybe I was slightly overreacting. Laughing with each other doesn’t necessarily ALWAYS signify a sexual relationship but, even so, it was pretty damn sick.” From ‘One Seriously Messed-Up Week-End…’ published on #WorldBookDay

Mar
05

#JackSamsoniteQuote #osmuw

There we stood. A team of film-makers. A team of rebels. The A-Team. Rocked, locked and ready to… no, that’s not right. From ‘One Seriously Messed-Up Weekend…’ published on #WorldBookDay

Mar
05

Jack Samsonite Interview #2

I was lucky enough to grab an interview with that Jack Samsonite kid, but I was so nervous at meeting a real life, barely-heard-of, gimpy little seventeen-year-old nobody celebrity that I couldn’t think of anything to say to him. Lucky for me you guys had already sent me some questions. Here it is… Me: We have … Continue reading »

Mar
04

#JackSamsoniteQuote #osmuw

Jack Samsonite’s Personal Statement: Attempt No.9 My name is Jack Samsonite. I am a socially inept, romantically dysfunctional, potty-mouthed tosser and COMPLETE FRICKIN IDIOT! I would greatly appreciate you considering me to be a part of your university. From ‘One Seriously Messed-Up Weekend…’ published on #WorldBookDay

Feb
26

{a little glimpse} #3

{a little glimpse} – a single sketch, photograph or work in progress. Inspired by Cupcakesforclara

Feb
21

On This Day… 3 Years Ago

On this day, three years ago, it snowed. We went sledging. So did Grandma… Here she is at the top of the ‘hill’ (we chose the toddler safe slope). Here she is a few metres from the top. Old people are good with sledges! Old people are… oh… Old people roll better than you’d think. … Continue reading »

Feb
19

No.2 (Part 2)

So, carrying on from my last, jabbering, mind-excretion (No.2 Part 1) - book two, pressure, zombie kittens… Oh, and yes, I am writing blog posts again! Of course it’s only a temporary thing. Soon enough I’ll be leaving months between each post, not intentionally, but just because I don’t have time. But for now, whilst I … Continue reading »

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