- How did we ever manage to find each other in supermarkets before the invention of the mobile phone? #
- There once was a man named Joe Tissit,
He was kind of dull and average,
Not too much to say about him really,
He… http://t.co/Uzl6RhNu # - A lion spotted in Essex?!! How did I not know about this?! It's insane! LIONS DON'T HAVE SPOTS!!!!! #
- But I still use the mobile phone as a last resort. I hunt & search through the supermarket & THEN I phone-
"Where ARE you???!!!! Grrrr!" # - Not only is it one of my favourite books, but the audiobook is also brilliant (listened to it for 5th time today) – The Princess Bride #
- I don't get it. If you're parked in this space and read that sign then surely it should begin "Screw you for not…" http://t.co/tHj05GhE #
- Theo was jealous of the attention Matilda was getting when she fell over. So he head-butted the floor and came running for cuddles. #
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