- A poem I wrote ten years ago. One of the best things I've ever done. (Enjoy at its best by reading it very… http://t.co/AUixaIde #
- Last night I dreamt that I pooped in my pants. #
- It's raining in Hobbiton today http://t.co/pcdXrjH6 #
- I'm quite surprised by how so many people are obsessed with gaining Twitter followers.
(please RT. PLEASE!!! I nearly have 511!) #
- Just been to see my Dr. He's good. I like good Drs, they're good. Not too keen in bad Drs though. In my experience they're generally bad. #
- Note to woman in front. When your parking sensor goes BEEEEEEEEP!!!!!! It means "you're too close" not "stop here & block him in" #
- I am now going to tape my phone to said lady's face, just to be sure that she got my last tweet… #
- Dear Tom Clempson,
I am tweeting you from your own phone (it's taped to my face).
Lots of love,
Lady who blocked you in. #
- "Booking essential… Booking fee applies" I bet there's a non-negotiable entrance tax & compulsory 6% viewing fee too http://t.co/8X1dxFO4 #
- Oh. Dear. Poo. Twitter is telling me that I no longer follow ANYONE!!!! How do I fix this???!!! Stupid Twitter! #
- May be a false alarm. It's also telling me I have no followers and no tweets. So, if that's true, I'm just writing this to myself… #
A few other posts you might find interesting: