Tom Clempson

A round-up of all my best poems…

A round-up of all my mediocre poems…

A round-up of all my poems of last month.

Some words I wrote.

• I ate some porridge
  It spilled on my nipple
  Silly nipple
• It looked like a leaf
  But it wasn’t a leaf
  It was dog poo
  (I’m seriously considering sticking with this poetry thing)
• The cabbages are chasing me!
  They won’t leave me alone
  Their putrid stench is haunting me!
  Or maybe it’s just that scabby old lady sat at the table next to me.
• Sometimes it’s chilly
  Sometimes it’s hot
  And sometimes it’s one of those stupid days when you’re constantly taking your jumper on and off, messing up your hair and knocking your glasses all wonky
  Silly nipples
• I saw a dog
  It made me laugh!
  Some dogs are funny
  Most aren’t

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