- I am attempting to write in the library instead of the coffee shop (it's cheaper and there's less caffeine involved. Smells a bit though!) #
- I finally left the library and gave in to the lure of the coffee shop (and got the whole place to myself!) http://t.co/vsjYwqmS #
- #writing Road rage, Hugh Laurie, pranks, crazy children, + my next book
On the blog today.
- It looked like a leaf
But it wasn't a leaf
It was dog poo
(I'm seriously considering sticking with this poetry thing) #
- I feel sorry for him.
Not the guy in the wig, but the 1970's footballer that he must have scalped to get it. #
- Look @cupcakes4clara you could win your own birthday present for next year! http://t.co/tTbFbdFW #
- I just picked a half-eaten rusk up off the floor and ate it. I'm not sure what that says about me. #
- That last tweet reminds me of a conv. I had w @cupcakes4clara about the difference between FB & Twitter
FB= "Look at me!"
T= "I just farted" #
- I think they ship-in attractive ladies to walk past the coffee shop window whilst I'm trying to work #ThingsIveSaidThatUpsetMyWife #
- I just burnt your dinner #ThingsIveSaidThatUpsetMyWife (prediction for when she comes downstairs) #
- At coffee shop. In a rush. BIG queue. 2 women in front reach Cashier: "What would u like?"
Women: "Oh! We don't know!"
My head: BOOOOM! #
- So anyway, today loads of uglies keep walking past the coffee shop window whilst I'm trying to work
(Does this make up for yesterday's one?) #
- So anyway, today these 2 demented women keep harassing me on Twitter whilst I'm trying to work! #
- How to make rainy days more fun: Pretend that aliens have landed and they all have heads like umbrellas (then look out of window). #
- The cabbages are chasing me!
They won't leave me alone
Their putrid stench is haunting me!
Or maybe it's just… http://t.co/bukiXc2b #
- Dear @cupcakes4clara PLEEEASE let me sleep in when you wake up! Child is insane. It's 5.15am. 2hrs sleep. There is now a toy pony in my ear. #
- Congratulations @totalfilm This has to be one of the ugliest magazine covers ever! http://t.co/kBUB7wIB #
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