- I’ve discovered that my nut allergy doesn’t count if the nuts are cooked! Woohoo! (so I just ate 3 Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. Wish me luck) #
- I shall now attempt to counterbalance the effect of Teething Baby with a powerful concoction of caffeine, water, caffeine, sugar & caffeine #
- If my next tweet consists mostly of ‘bbbbbbbbbbb’ it means the caffeine didn’t work. #
- It’d be cool if when I fall asleep at my keyboard my nose hit the ‘z’ key, but unfortunately my nose is too ironic for stuff like that. #
- Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb #
- Crikey. If sheep went bad…???!!! RT“@qikipedia: In New South Wales, sheep outnumber people by almost six to one.” #
- All work and no play makes Tom’s ‘Last Weeks Tweets’ way too skimpy! What have I been missing? #
- Im trying to put 2 kids to bed who don’t want to sleep, whilst I try to prevent my migraine from reaching sick inducing heights. Hooray! #
- The kids are in nursery. I have a day off. It’s my Birthday tomorrow. It’s snowing! The car is FINALLY fixed!! And I’m celebrating by… #
- … Driving @cupcakes4clara all over the place to run errands.
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