‘The Worlds Greatest Ever Competition in the World Ever’ (TM) will begin in a few minutes. Don’t miss your chance to win crap! #- 2 minutes until ‘The Worlds Greatest Ever Competition in the World Ever’! Tell your friends! #
- 1st to Guess what’s in the bowl on her head, OR why she has the cold compress, wins some useless junk from my cellar! http://t.co/ry6hTzbj #
- Join in! Guess what is in the bowl on Matilda’s head OR why she has the ice pack on her face & you could win junk! http://t.co/UFdqw7Ru #
- Someone is getting very close to winning my ‘What’s wrong with my daughter’s head?’ #competition Beat her to it if you want to #win #
- We have a winner!!! Matilda got hit in the eye by her baby brother with a sippy-cup! Well done @Rose_Hatty ! http://t.co/PnBgUzTK #
- PS it was dishwasher tablets in the bowl on her head (obviously)! http://t.co/nMO3q7pN #
- Competition is now closed! Vikki Gordon won on Twitter thanks to her relentlessness! The answer was… Matilda… http://t.co/5WsgV7qU #
- Oooh! Look! My 1st blog post for @ReadIt_andLaugh is up! http://t.co/a0ZcXADY #
- Ooooh, lucky @Wstones_Arndale have got me signing on Saturday & (okay, so not that lucky, but…) @Keris next Saturday! #
- Everybody come to Manchester Arndale Waterstones tomorrow please. I’ll be signing copies of my book ‘One Seriously… http://t.co/ZTbm3amK #
- Self editing my adventure story. I hope I get this published because I REALLY want to write the sequels! #
- On the tram to my book signing at @Wstones_Arndale Very excited that they have a coffee shop in store! #
- “@sarahsreviews: 5 of 5 stars to One Seriously Messed-Up Week by Tom Clempson http://t.co/GXOhKGau” That’s so awesome and it’s made my day! #
- Had a really good day signing books at @Wstones_Arndale The staff there really are amazing! @Keris is in good hands for next week. #
- Was very fortunate to meet @SteveCageauthor who was also signing at @Wstones_Arndale today. He may possibly be the book-signing king! #
- 8.20 am and baby & @cupcakes4clara are still to surface! Enjoying the calm. It’s a pre-Christmas miracle! #
- Goodness me! @sarahsreviews has made my day TWICE this weekend! I thought it was just a rating – didn’t see the review! http://t.co/GXOhKGau #
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