Terrorists are suddenly feeling redundant in UK #stupidtwattingrioters Talk about shitting on your on front doorstep! #
- “@katie_khan: Seriously. Watch this video. #LondonRiots #Woolwich http://t.co/fD5UTiZ” The Real Planet of the Apes. Frightening. #
- The news keeps calling them ‘rioters’ and even ‘protesters’. I wish they’d just call them what they are – ‘TWATS’! #
- RT “@midnightreads: Check out what I got In My Mailbox featuring @Jkagawa @tomclempson and more http://t.co/8d350zc” #
- The old man sat opposite me in coffee shop has bought 2 bottles of water & fallen asleep. This amuses and confuses me but I don’t know why! #
- Recognise any Manc looters? “@gmpolice: Can you help identify any of these people involved in disorder last night? http://t.co/hAlEQ9P” #
- Today I have spoken to 6 whole people & 2 half people (but only one of them had a bread roll on their head) #
- Heehee! Just watched a guy get caught out and confused by one of those ladies who do that ‘kiss the air either side of your face’ thing. #
- It’s raining it’s pouring
The old man is snoring
He went to bed
with a cow on his head
And couldn’t get up in the morning # - Trying to organise the structure of Jack Samsonite 2. I think I’ve fried my brain! #
- He may be returning to the metal scene, but he will now always be that guy from The Gilmore Girls http://t.co/KzaOGzr #
- My local coffee shop, The Cake Gallery in Bowdon, is awesome! (They just noticed that I was writing, so turned radio 1 off!) #
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