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Last Week’s Tweets

  • I think Jack Samsonite 2 might end up too long! (some serious editing may be required…) #
  • DO NOT LOOK AT THIS PICTURE (it’s a banana in my car) #
  • Just had an early lunch – 3 sandwiches, milky way, banana, apple, grapes… And now I’m hungry! #
  • So… BIG NEWS… according to the bathroom wall… ‘Gary J has no nob!’ (could just be vicious rumour though) #newsfromthebathroomwall #
  • I’ll be signing at Deansgate Waterstones Manchester on Saturday (12 – 4). Drop in and say hi! @wsdeansgate @AtomBooks #
  • Have we had ‘Hip Breaker’ yet? (the adventures of a faulty Zimmer frame) #bookswithalettermissing @AtomBooks #
  • If you’re within a 4hr drive of Manchester this weekend why not pop in to my signing event at Deansgate… #
  • Groups of people that take up all the pavement but don’t move to let you pass used to really piss me off. But now I’m a man with a pram. #
  • Don’t forget to stop by Deansgate Waterstones tomorrow, where I’ll be signing copies of ‘One Seriously Messed Up Week’ 12 – 4. Come chat! #
  • I am now off to my special writing place (a nearby location with no phone coverage, so I can’t be tempted by twitter, email & Facebook) #
  • I don’t usually find Princess Diaries Anne Hathaway very attractive, but I might have to change my mind (CAT WOMAN!!!) #
  • “@MessengerNews_: Milkman’s van stolen during his round in Partington” #newsthatsoundsfunny #
  • I’m having a very pleasant time signing my book and chatting in Waterstones Deansgate (Manchester) Come along! @wsdeansgate #
  • Did my signing at Waterstones today and met one of my favourite bloggers/tweeters/humans – Bungle from @midnightreads !!! #
  • ’tis actually true! “@spikeenick: saw @tomclempson today and he proclaimed his love for me in the cover of his new book” #


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