I think Jack Samsonite 2 might end up too long! (some serious editing may be required…) #
- DO NOT LOOK AT THIS PICTURE (it’s a banana in my car) http://t.co/GnLHvYI #
- Just had an early lunch – 3 sandwiches, milky way, banana, apple, grapes… And now I’m hungry! #
- So… BIG NEWS… according to the bathroom wall… ‘Gary J has no nob!’ (could just be vicious rumour though) #newsfromthebathroomwall #
- I’ll be signing at Deansgate Waterstones Manchester on Saturday (12 – 4). Drop in and say hi! @wsdeansgate @AtomBooks #
- Have we had ‘Hip Breaker’ yet? (the adventures of a faulty Zimmer frame) #bookswithalettermissing @AtomBooks #
- If you’re within a 4hr drive of Manchester this weekend why not pop in to my signing event at Deansgate… http://fb.me/IdTuyhKU #
- Groups of people that take up all the pavement but don’t move to let you pass used to really piss me off. But now I’m a man with a pram. #
- Don’t forget to stop by Deansgate Waterstones tomorrow, where I’ll be signing copies of ‘One Seriously Messed Up Week’ 12 – 4. Come chat! #
- I am now off to my special writing place (a nearby location with no phone coverage, so I can’t be tempted by twitter, email & Facebook) #
- I don’t usually find Princess Diaries Anne Hathaway very attractive, but I might have to change my mind (CAT WOMAN!!!) http://t.co/yxxg98U #
- “@MessengerNews_: Milkman’s van stolen during his round in Partington http://t.co/stjgEjs” #newsthatsoundsfunny #
- I’m having a very pleasant time signing my book and chatting in Waterstones Deansgate (Manchester) Come along! @wsdeansgate #
- Did my signing at Waterstones today and met one of my favourite bloggers/tweeters/humans – Bungle from @midnightreads !!! #
- ’tis actually true! “@spikeenick: saw @tomclempson today and he proclaimed his love for me in the cover of his new book” #
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