We’re all going to the zoo tomorrow, the zoo tomorrow, the zoo tomorrow (getting excited about @cupcakes4clara ‘s birthday outing tomorrow!) #- I just got told off by @cupcakes4clara for not joining in #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants and saying ‘Free Willy In My Pants’ #funnywife #
- Am I too late with this? Because ‘One If Our Dinosaurs Is Missing In My Pants’ #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants #
- Home Alone In My Pants (that wasn’t part of #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants i was just stating a fact) #
- The Human Stain In My Pants #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants (yuck and sorry!) #
- Snow White And The 7 Dwarves In My Pants #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants I’m addicted now! #
- White Men Can’t Jump In My Pants #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants #
- Pushing Tin In My Pants. Don’t know why. Just bored. Hurts a bit. #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants #
- Herbie Goes Bananas In My Pants #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants #
- Chasing Amy In My Pants #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants #
- Herbie Fully Loaded In My Pants #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants (I’m annoying myself now!) #
- Just got take-out frappe and breakfast all ready for a day of writing in the glorious sun. And now it’s cold and cloudy!!! Silly England. #
- Wow, some people really do get off on the horn. Just saw a guy get honked all over for turning right! #
- Hundreds of amazing animals at the zoo, and all she wants to do is play with the displays! http://instagr.am/p/HkpNX/ #
- Preparing for my appearance at @LatitudeFest on Sat (1.10pm authors arena) Never been before. Mostly expecting the unexpected. Excited tho! #
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- Almost ready to head down to @LatitudeFest tomorrow (I’m on Saturday). The whole thing just looks awesome. Can’t wait!!! #
- On the train, travelling through beautiful, sunny postman pat land on my way down to @LatitudeFest (Saturday 13.10, Literary arena) #
- Now passing through Chestertonfieldsville #
- Ahhh, smells like I’ve reached Suffolk! #
- Tut tut. Looks like rain! #
- I’m on stage at @LatitudeFest in 20 minutes! Drinking beer in my DRESSING ROOM next to Louise Rennison! (little bit very scared)! #
- I’m not 2 sure the ‘shackleton’ crowd were quite prepared for all my ‘nob-aches’! Louise R seems 2B doing well though! http://t.co/VPEx5A2 #
- Had to bail on the offer to go for a drink with @LouiseRennison or miss the last train home. Gutted. #
- How can I lose a chunk of my knuckle and not even notice?!! #coveredinblood #
- On my way back from @LatitudeFest and NOW the sun decides to come out! #bloodytypical #
- Thank you @callummccrae1 @GoldenAgeofGeek @empireofbooks @hannahmcmoon for yesterday’s #FF ! #
- This is quite a nice train journey. If only there was some twat blaring some bangin tunes from his phone. Oh… Hang on…! #
- Overheard a family on the train -
Small Boy: “I spy with my little eye something beginning with S”
Boys Stupid Mum: “Ceiling?” # - Overheard family on the train #2 -
Small Boy: “We’re going to the zoo next week and we’re going to see lions and bears and Eskimos…” # - Still not home from Latitude (began my journey 7hrs ago) and I miss my little family! It’s the longest I’ve ever been away from them! #
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