Sore throat. No throat sweets, so in desperation tried rum and proceded to hiccup like a drunk cartoon dog. Will stick to honey & lemon #- All my tweets from last week thrown together into one long nonsensical list of brain poo http://tinyurl.com/4eftqbh #
- Apologies to any tweets that may have gone unreplied in the past week. I’m new here and only just discovered the @mentions thingy! #
- You would think that somebody somewhere would be able to design a nappy that actually stopped poo from reaching the BACK OF THE NECK! #
- I think I fancy Andy’s Mom/Mum in Toy Story 2. Is that weird? #
- Want smart phone for mobile internet but am trapped in my old contract for another 3 months! Noooooooooo! #
- Am about to attempt to make pancakes with no egg and no milk. I’ll let you know how it goes… #
- Egg free, Milk free pancakes. The verdict… Not bad! And no, I didn’t just fry flour. #
- Check out my RT – Someone has read my book! I like this guy. He is clearly very clever. #
- P.S. My new blog post isn’t actually as pretentious as the title makes it sound! http://tinyurl.com/5wesdox #
- Laura was so preoccupied with her new laptop that I got to play Goldeneye all evening! But now I feel I wasted a chance to watch a good film #
- Trying to write with wife, baby and poorly daughter in the house is not easy! #
- Writing is pretty much impossible now that my daughter has comandeered my notepad and pen (though to be honest she’s not doing a bad job) #
- Getting iPhone 4 tomorrow! Eager to find out what a ‘Backside Illumination Sensor’ is?!? Any ideas? #
- Is it an alarm that goes off if you get too close to someone who believes the sun shines out of their botty-orifice? #
- Whatever it is, this should be a big improvement on my current phone (which only cost me £4). #
- TC: Did you do a wee or a poo?
MC: Nope.
TC: Off you get then.
MC scratches bottom then reveals a brown dollop on end of finger.
MC: Poopoo! # - 1am. Baby boy is fed. Throat is killing. Need to pee. Going to bed (after I’ve peed). Will dream of flying and zombies. #
- #FF @serendipidy101 @PewterWolf13 @seecatwrite @ALRutter @asamum @midnightreads @sarahsreviews some of these guys are odd. Follow them! #
- #FF @WondrousReads @cupcakes4clara @FictionThirst @atombooks also definitely worth a follow #
- Toms Top Tip for Today: If a horde of schoolkids are passing you as you get out of your car try not to lose your balance and fall back in. #
- I am now tweeting from my brand-new iphone 4! (This very special – I don’t normally own anything flash or fancy) #
- I’m a bit disappointed that it doesn’t have fold out scissors or one of those tools to get stones out of horses feet hoof things! #
- Toms Top Tip for Today: If you leave it to dry out it is actually possible to polish a turd. You only end up with shiny poo though. #
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