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Mar
07

Last week’s Tweets

  • New to twitter. Bit confused. Went to ‘help’ – “People you know and people you are interested in what you have to say may follow you” Great. #
  • Unfortunately I used all my interestingness on my book. Working on next book – 1 Seriously Average, Dull Week…
  • 204 pages into new book. Sat down in coffee shop to begin writing. Opened bag… notebook gone! No book! No pages! Cue minor heart attack. #
  • Why is it whenever I plan to get an insanely early night it always end up being an insanely late one? #
  • Heart attack continued throughout mad sprint back to car. Recovered when I discovered notebook hiding cheekily in boot. Phew! #
  • MC (2yrs): What’s that on our car daddy?
    TC: It’s dew
    (repeat x5)
    MC: Stop saying ‘dew’!
    TC: Well what do you want me to say?
    MC: Bird poo #
  • What is generally considered to be the polite number of times to say ‘Excuse me’ to someone before resorting to prodding them with a carrot? #
  • MY BLOG IS NOW UP AND RUNNING!!! CHECK IT OUT AT www.tomclempson.com IT’S REALLY RATHER BLOGGY. A little bit. #
  • You hear about it happening to other people but never believe it could happen to you………… baby sicked in my mouth! #
  • An interesting post/article about self-editing http://tinyurl.com/6jakqv4 #
  • Why does it feel so wrong to eat food in the bathroom? #fb #
  • I wish I could! I try but for some reason I can’t! It’s not like I’m dipping it in the loo first either. #
  • This week I learned… If you want awesome bubbles in your bath, like in films, run it with the shower attachment instead of taps. It works! #
  • If your wife is off dairy because your breastfeeding son is allergic, then grated, fried, salted sweet potatoe is a great cheese substitute! #
  • And apple puree is a good replacement for eggs when baking cakes. Obviously. #
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