- Altrincham's (& my) @cupcakes4clara is in Business Week today & in 2 days she's at Hale Craft Fair! Ooh @altrinchamhq http://t.co/dnEEhd3D #
- Things are a bit quiet at work today, so I snuck out to write book four (you know, for kids!) #
- Why is it that healthy food just doesn't fill me up?! #
- Why is it that whenever I'm worried about offending someone by saying 'bummer' I always choose to say 'bugger' instead? #
- Ooh! Ooh! Look where me and @cupcakes4clara are! http://t.co/34fTG6L5 #
- I'm not a huge fan of stand-up comedy but we saw Jerry Seinfeld live at Manchester yesterday and laughed until I cried. Lots! #
May
14
Last Week’s Tweets
May
07
Last Week’s Tweets
- Just heard my darling little children giggling sweetly together & found them playing that timeless classic – spit water in each others faces #
- It would appear that he also activated my @ReadIt_andLaugh account on my phone! (It was supposed to be a @tomclempson tweet) #
- I spent MONTHS struggling not to tweet about the horrible weather, and now… my battle is over! #writingundertrees http://t.co/ufUkLJTj #
- Just suffered a momentary glitch in my writing-geniusness when I forgot what the letter Q looks like. #
- Sent Draft 2 of Jack Samsonite 2 to editor yesterday… 100 pages lighter than draft 1! #
- I'm watching a woodpecker pecking wood! I've never seen this in real life before! Strangely exciting. #
- "an elephant seahorse" according to my 3yr old http://t.co/X2nkk6ez #
Apr
30
Last Week’s Tweets
- If Bob Diamond decided to donate his bonus to Barclays' lowest earning customers, he could give £25,000 to 700 people in poverty #
Apr
23
Last Week’s Tweets
- I haven't abandoned Facebook, Twitter or Blog. I'm just lazy. I WILL be back! (whether you like it or not) #
- Where did Norah Jones disappear to? And why can't Katie Melluahaha follow her?! #
- I have a full day to write today (a first for this year)! My body isn't used to this much caffeine. #
- Uh-oh… Looks like someone broke in and ate all of @cupcakes4clara 's Bitsa Wispa chocs! #
- I'm eating peanut butter from the jar and drinking wine from the bottle. It's been one of those days (and I have nut allergies!) #
- I'm wet. #
- Baby puked #
- Having 2nd breakfast before 9am doesn't make me a greedy pig. (But the fact that it was a chocolate bar probably does) #
- “@DaveMedlo: It's all about Whedon. Pure Whedon. He nailed it. And it's funny. Really really funny. #avengers
Apr
16
Last Week’s Tweets
- Back at work after a weekend of camping. No more games, walks, daily swims… No more freezing, sleepless nights either! #
- “@CethanLeahy: RT this tweet to spread awareness of Cethan Leahy!”
Cethan Leahy awareness day. People should know the dangers. #
- Toddler quote of the day: (cute, tired voice) "You can borrow my old dirty toothbrush if you want" #
- Might not be able to do the Great North Run this year as every time I exercise I lose vision in my right eye! #
Apr
02
Last Week’s Tweets
- I think that last tweet was just too much for Twitter to handle @cupcakes4clara @CurtisJobling @Cuds1988 @shabbygeek http://t.co/St5AChI1 #
- What happens if I'm on antibiotics and I eat a probiotic yoghurt???!!!!! #
Mar
26
Last Week’s Tweets
- Forgive me twitter for I have sinned. It has been 2 weeks since my last tweet. #
Mar
12
Last Week’s Tweets
- Look! A Waterstones that actually use a photo of the staff for their Twitter account! @WaterstonesOham (& I recognise 1 of them…) #
- I've never said the word 'factotum' out loud. And now I really want to! #
- I scored 10/24 & failed my Channel 4 Citizenship Test. Can you do better? Find out how British you are at http://t.co/mR9jBSIU #
- I miss the days when I used to pine over film & tv hotties. Haven't had a movie crush since lost in translation! (not Bill Murray) #
Mar
11
My Favourite Things This Week
My Favourite things this week…
1. I now have 2 afternoons off from the day job, so I CAN WRITE! And I am using my time as wisely as possible (3000 words in 3 hours!).
2. Matilda (3yrs) got a taste for power whilst singing ‘If you’re happy and you know it’ to her little baby brother. She sang ‘if you’re happy and you know it… clap your hands!’ He clapped his hands. She sang ‘if you’re happy and you know it… stamp your feet’. He stamped his feet. So she then sang ‘if you’re happy and you know it… pull your ears off!’
3. Went to see The Muppets (1st cinema visit this year. Woohoo!). Wasn’t as good as I’d hoped, but still, can’t go wrong with singing chickens.
4. Got caught up in the hype around The Hunger Games movie, so read the book (actually the person inside my iPod read it to me whilst I worked, but we needn’t be picky. If audiobooks count as reading, then I’ve read a dozen books this year so far!). Really enjoyed it. Looking forward to ‘reading’ the next one (and hoping it doesn’t have quite so much emphasis on ‘what I’m wearing’).
5. Found a story I don’t remember writing, which will make a nice addition to the collection of picture books me and Laura are working on.
Mar
02
On This Day… 3 Yrs Ago
On this day 3 years ago: Matilda fell asleep on her hands and it made me laugh so much that I had to take a photo…
